The Krazy Kyles

1 (20oz) can Worthington Vegeburger
1 cup Chopped Onion
1 cup Oatmeal
3 Eggs
1 t. Fake Chicken seasoning
3 T. Soy Sauce
1/4 t. Garlic

Mix all ingredients together. Drop by spoonfuls on hot oiled griddle or skillet. Brown on both sides until cooked through.

I think I found a plausible receipe for Nuteena from "An Apple A Day" cookbook. This maybe the real deal. Check it out in the recipes section.